What Trainer Class Are You?

This was an April Fools' Day joke. The results are actually random. It may entertain you anyway, though.

Answer the questions below and find out what class of trainer you would be if you were in a Pokémon game.

Question 1

Do you like shorts?

• Yes, because they're comfy and easy to wear.
• Yes, but only on Sundays.
• My good sir, how dare you suggest I would wear such crude, commoner clothing as shorts?!
• Usually, but when I lose they get icky and coarse.
• I prefer miniskirts.
• No, I get cold in them.
• Shorts are for wimps.

Question 2

What is your favorite color?

• Red.
• Blue.
• Yellow.
• Green.
• Orange.
• Purple.
• Teal.
• White.
• Black.
• Pink.
• Brown.
• Invisible.
• A certain subtle hue of purplish gray with bright magenta polka dots.

Question 3

What kind of creative pursuit are you most likely to engage in?

• Drawing.
• Fiction-writing.
• Composing music.
• Poetry.
• Filmmaking.
• Painting.
• Knitting.
• Fashion design.
• Cooking.
• Programming.
• Content marketing.

Question 4

What is your favorite Pokémon?

• Arceus.
• Bisharp.
• Kecleon.
• Kabutops.
• Volcarona.
• Cacnea.
• Poliwrath.
• Aerodactyl.
• Gogoat.
• Fletchling.
• Other.

Question 5

When you get lost, you...

• Ask for directions.
• Try to figure it out on my own.
• Sit down and wail about how unfair the world is.
• Pretend wherever I've ended up is where I wanted to go all along.
• Spin in a circle three times chanting a magic formula.
• Marathon all six seasons in a week.
• Bisharp.

Question 6

What food would you bring with you to a deserted island?

• Water.
• Cookies.
• Bread.
• Bread with the ends cut off.
• Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
• The collected works of Shakespeare.
• You subsist on air alone.

Question 7

What do you do to relax?

• Sleep.
• Eat.
• Curl up with a book.
• Sunbathing.
• Play video games.
• Have Pokémon battles.
• Poisoning Pidgey in the park.

Question 8

How old are you?

• Old.
• Really old.
• Ancient.
• Prehistoric.
• Nine.

Question 9

Are there aliens among us?

• Yes.
• No.
• Maybe.
• Jeez, dad, they're called reptilians!
• I am one.
• You are one.

Question 10

Why are you taking this personality test?

• I came upon this site searching for a purpose in life, and my dear, you have helped me find it.
• I have embarked upon a glorious quest to take every personality test on the internet.
• I think Pokémon personality tests will undoubtedly help me understand my true self.
• You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.

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