Pokémon jokes

OK... so you won't get me wrong, those aren't actual jokes. They're just phrases from books that I change a little so that they are, in some way or another, about pokémon. Note that I'm not making fun of the books those phrases come from; those are books I like and cool phrases from them. Here we go:

151 mons as the Kanto ones, in the very first world.
A 100 more for Johto, the second gen,
Even more for Houen, advanced gen,
all of them for Satoshi and Nintendo, inc.,
in the land of Japan where Pocket Monsters lie.

One king to rule them all,
one king to find them.
One king to bring them all
and in the Gameboy bind them,
in the land of Japan where Pocket Monsters lie.

Original phrase:

Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for Dwarf-lords on their halls of stone,
nine for mortal Men, doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them,
one ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them,
in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"There is no Pikablu or Pikablue. There's only Marill - and those too lazy to update."

Original phrase:

"There is no good or evil. There is only power - and those too weak to seek it."

- Professor Quirrel: J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone

"If there's anything I hate, it's a Metapod who never learned Tackle."

Original prase:

If there's anything I hate, it's a Death eater who walked free."

- Bartemius Crouch jr., playing along as professor Mad-eye Moody: J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Pikachu gave to me:
Twelve Smeargles painting,
Eleven Eevees running,
Ten Dittos morphing,
Nine Cleffas dancing,
Eight Xatus flying,
Seven Sandshrews digging,
Six Pichu smiling,
Five Jigglypuff,
Four Butterfree,
Three Magikarp,
Two Charizards,
And a gorgeous Togepi.

C'mon, everyone knows this one... oh, this was sent by Dannichu. Almost forgot to mention it. Sorry Dannichu!

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