Rockem Sockem Rockets
Characters: Mako, Milo, Boss, Maxie, Archie and Jeff the Talking Croconaw
In Team Rocketís secret headquarters...
Boss: So Jeff, have your boneheaded trainers come up with a decent idea?
Jeff: You wont ave to worry about those losers, for you see...(pushes a button on a remote)
Mako and Miloís heads spring up.
Jeff: I made them Rockem Sockem Robots!
Jeff: So if anyone wants to stop us, we duel them using these idiots! Loser gets tossed in the pit.
Boss: The pit of Earth President George W. Bushís biographies?
Jeff: The same one.
Boss: I love you! You are so cruel!
Jeff: Iíll return them to normal mode.(pushes button)
Milo: Huh? Jeff, let me see that remote.(pushes button)
Jeff: Oh no.
Mako: (punches Milo. Miloís head springs up.) Cool! Stick it to the man!
Milo: You are so dead! (Beats up Mako)
Boss: Please! Beat up Team Aqua, or Magma, or ANYONE ELSE!!
Jeff: Iíll shut them off. (Pushes button)
Boss: Lets just toss these pieces of junk out the window. ( throws out Milo.)
Maxie: Look at these! Rockem Sockem Robots!
Magma Grunt: Take one, weíll duplicate it.
Maxie: Excellent idea. You arenít fired!
Archie: Look! Rockem Sockem Robot!
Aqua Grunt: Letís steal it!
The next day at the Game Freak Awards......
Satoshi Tajiri: Thank you! Iíd like to thank Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pi pika!
Announcer: And the best team award..... is a tie between Aqua and Magma?
Maxie: What theĖ
Archie and Maxie grab their Rockem Sockem Rocket Grunts.
Announcer: Iím an award announcer! I canít announce this!
Jayse ( somehow snuck into the Game Freak Awards in Celadon City): I can announce!
Maxie is using Milo! Archie- Mako! Ready... GO! Milo punches blindly at Mako but Makoís defenses are too strong! Mako counters with a bop on the head.
Maxie: Cheap shot!
Archie: Is not!
Maxie: Is too!
Archie: Is not!
Maxie: IS TOO! (Uses Milo to smash Mako and shoot Makoís head up.) That was a cheap shot!
Archie: No fair! Do-overs!
Maxie: No Do-overs!
Archie: You cheat! Iím not gonna be rivals with you any more!
Announcer: The award goes to Maxie and Team Magma! You win a million bucks!
Maxie: Woo-hoo! We destroy the oceans tonight boys!
Magma grunts: Yay!
Archie: My dream, ruined!
Maxie: Go find a new planet to flood!
Archie: Yeah.... I will! (Flies into the air)
Jayse: Okay... tell me you noticed that Archie flew!
Maxie: Hey, get yer own story!
Jayse: I have my own story!
Jeff: Hey, you all need yer own stories! Iím the one that turned my trainers into robots! Is that not hilarious enough!?
Jayse: Sorry, no.
Maxie: Amateur. I once turned Archie into a Surfing Pikachu.
Jeff: Gent lost!
Maxie: Go back to your own planet.
Archie: Okay. (Flies away)
Jeff: I hate you all! Iíll go get my own story!
Jeff: Uh... shouldnít you give me control of the plot now?
Maxie: Heck no!
Jeff: Ay carumba! Iím gonna go to Kanto.
Jayse: This is Kanto!
Jeff: Iíll go to Johto then! My brother lives there!
Maxie: Just get lost!
Jeff: FINE! (Flies away)
Jayse: Uh.... this is pretty weird.