Natty Silly Stories Corporation thingy is proud to present:
Rating: M for Mad!
Oh, but that would be telling! ;P
and a bunch of random Pokemon, Anime characters, video game characters, you get da picture.
Day one: Da Battle!
Evverybody has made da Legendaries VEEEEEEEERY angry. So everyone is gonna fight them! It is in Pokebattle form. Most of the time it is the good Pokemon talking. This isn't as insane as other Pokebattles that have happened... ALL DA LEGENDARIES ARE LV 100! WAAAH!
Battle One: Mew13 VS Articuno
---ARTICUNO is angry!
---ARTICUNO wants to fight!
"So I noticed."
---ARTICUNO used MIND READER!
"Oh no! I know what's coming next!"
---MEW13 used EVIL LIGHTNING BLAST!
---ARTICUNO was glitched!
---ARTICUNO looks strange!
---ARTICUNO'S SHEER COLD has been replaced with TM 51!
"And what's TM 51 when it's at home?"
---ARTICUNO used TM 51!
---But nothing happened!
---MEW13 used MIMIC!
---MEW13 learned MIND READER!
---ARTICUNO used MIND READER!
---MEW13 USED MIND READER!
---ARTICUNO used BLIZZARD!
---MEW13 was frozen!
"Oh that's a big fat help."
---ARTICUNO used FLAMETHROWER!
"What a weird glitch this is turning out to be..."
---MEW13 used THUNDER!
"Woah that was tough! Missingno, you're up against Zapdos."
Battle 2: Missingno VS Zapdos
"Oh Great. Neither of my attacks will do big damage."
---ZAPDOS is angry!
---ZAPDOS wants to fight!
---What? MISSINGNO is evolving!
---Congratulations! MISSINGNO evolved into MISSINGYES!
---MISSINGYES is angry!
---MISSINGYES used OUTRAGE!
---What? MISSINGYES is devolving!
---Congratulations! MISSINGYES devolved into MISSINGNO!
"Yay! Okay, Pichufluffball, you're up next."
Battle 3: Pichufluffball VS Moltres
"Oh great. I'm up against the most powerful of the first three Legendary birds."
---MOLTRES is angry!
---MOLTRES wants to fight!
---PICHUFLUFFBALL used CHARGE!
---MEW13 gave PICHUFLUFFBALL energy!
---STORM gave PICHUFLUFFBALL energy!
---ZIPPY gave PICHUFLUFFBALL energy!
---ZAPPY gave PICHUFLUFFBALL energy!
---PICHUFLUFFBALL used THUNDER!
"We... won? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Battle 4: ??? and ??? VS Ho-oh and Lugia
"Who's gonna fight Lugia and Ho-oh?"
"Okay, here we go!"
---ECLIPSE used FAINT ATTACK!
---It's super effective!
---OTIS used HYDRO PUMP!
---It's super effective!
---HO-OH used SACRED FIRE!
---LUGIA used AEROBLAST!
---What? Eclipse is devolving!
"What the heck?! I was never an Eevee!!"
---Congratulations! Your ECLIPSE devolved into ABNORMALEEVEE!
"Isn't that the one who evolves into da legendary eons?"
---POSITCHU and NEGECHU used HELPING HAND!
---POSITCHU and NEGECHU are ready to help ECLIPSE and OTIS!
"Great, now gimme a Water Stone."
---What? ECLIPSE is evolving!
---OTIS used HYDRO PUMP!
---It's Super effective!
---Congratulations! Your ECLIPSE evolved into SUIEON!
---ECLIPSE used ARORA BEAM!
---It's super effective!
---HO-OH used MAKE EVIL CLONE!
"Does that exist?"
---HO-OH created a CLONE of MEW13!
---EVIL CLONE MEW13TWO allied HO-O! H!
"That's is definetly not fair."
---POSITCHU and NEGECHU used CREATE EVIL FIRE STONE!
---ECLIPSE evoved into ENTIEON!
---ECLIPSE used FIRE BLAST!
---OTIS used MUDDY WATER aka COCA COLA!
---EVIL CLONE MEW13TWO is no longer evil!
---MEW13TWO allied MEW13!
---ECLIPSE transformed back into UMBREON!
"Hey I'm sopposed to be shiny!"
---ECLIPSE is shiny!
Nat was charged into a pit full of mince, but she ate it all. Yummy!
Currently, Mew13 has a not-evil clone for a friend, Eclipse can turn into any eon at will, (including AbnormalEevee) and Missingno
is a big scary glitch.
Mew13two: Me is a weirdo!!
Mew13: So am I!
Pichufluffball: Mew13, she's only got the same personality cos she's your clone!
Mew13: Don't care!
Missingno: Wow Mew13two is so smart unlike you Mew13.
Mew13: That's a really nice thing to say Missingno, thanks!
~She means that. She hates being called smart, like me.~
Mew13two: Let's go do something really silly! Woo!
Spoink: Like casting stupid, POINTLESS spells on you?!
Spacey: You are so darn evil.
Spoink: I know.
Spoink turned to Mew13two and Mew13.
Spoink: YOU SHALL BE MY EVIL SLAVES!!!
Mew13 and Mew13two: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nat was charged into a pit of da elements.
Suddenly, Mew13 and Mew13two started worshipping Spoink. Spoink laffed evilly and got Mew13 and Mew13two to fly off with her.
Nat: OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Blackwargreymon comes through da portal. Then Goku. Then Sonic and Tails. Then Spyro. Then Calumon came out of his new Doughball which Mist had to save from Nat.
Goku: Where's that pit of mince?!
Nat: I ate it.
Goku: WHAAAT?! *attacks Nat*
Back to the point...
Calumon: Where is Mew13 and Mew13two?
Sonic: They were taken away by Spoink. Let's go get them back!
AT SPOINK'S SECRET EVIL HEADQUARTERS BASE THINGY...
Mew13: You rule Spoink!
Mew13two: More Maccaroni cheese, your evilness?
Spoink: Ahh! Getting two slaves was my best idea ever! Muhahahaha! More tv!!!
Mew13: Yes your evil Spoinkiness. *brings Spoink the remote*
BACK TO WHERE DA HEROES ARE!
They arrive at a lake.
Spyro: I'm thirsty.
Tails: How can you drink water if you're a fire-breathing Dragon?
Spyro: Like this! *drinks water* YUCK!
Spyro: It's tastes like Nat's socks!! *pukes*
Nat: Oh ya poor thing Spyro!! *hugs Spyro*
Spyro: *pushes Nat away cos he's about to puke again* BLEEEEARGH! *pukes*
Blackwargreymon: That must be REALLY dirty water.
Eclipse: I'll sort it! *devolves into AbnormalEevee*
Nat: GO! POSITCHU AND NEGECHU!
Positchu and Negechu: *Helping hand*
Positchu and Negechu are ready to help Eclipse!
Positchu and Negechu used CREATE EVIL WATER STONE!
Pichufluffball: Is it sopposed to be in caps?
Eclipse evolves into Suieon and purifies da water.
Spyro: *drinks water* Yay! That's better!
Everyone drinks the water.
They all take out their food. Goku didn't have any cos he's so thick he didn't pack any.
Nat brought Maccaroni.
Spacey brought cheese.
Spyro brought chocolate which he had to save from Nat.
~Mmm... chocolate... me is a chocoholic... choccy... yum... dark chocolate rules...~
Sonic shared some sandwhiches with Tails.
Blackwargreymon stole a sandwhich when Sonic and Tails were watching Nat and Goku fight over da maccaroni.
Pichufluffball eats creampuffs with Calumon.
Missingno stays well away from Eclipse who is an Umbreon again.
Eclipse eats Nat's maccaroni when she is fighting with Goku.
Mist laffs at the fight and nabs one of the sandwiches.
Sonic and Tails look back and there is only one sandwich left. They split it in two and shared it.
Charizard appeared and helped herself to Spyro's abandoned Chocolate.
The fight went on for a couple of minutes until Nat chucked Goku away and he hit against a tree and fell unconcious.
~That NEVER happens in DBZ!~
Nat: YES! I RULE DA MACCARONI!
Eclipse replaced the maccaroni with veggie maccaroni
Nat: Mmm... maccaroni... mmm... brocolli... BROCOLLI?! ECLIPSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
Eclipse runs arround in circles like a big idiot and Goku wakes up. Goku blasts Eclipse for eating da yummy maccaroni and then grabs Spacey's cheese when she's laffing at Nat hitting Eclipse with Mist's Steelix-on-a-stick(tm).
Spacey: Hey! Where's my cheese?!
Goku: *tries to stuff last bits of cheese into his mouth*
Spacey hit Goku repeatedly until he was unconcius for da second time that day.
They all set up camp but no-one slept that night except Nat cos she's lazy.
Nat slept in as she is very lazy. Everybody went on without her.
Sonic: *running faster than everyone else* So where is Spoink's headquarters?
Blackwargreymon: Gaaah! Wait up! *starts flying* No idea.
Spyro: *Running as fast as Sonic*
Mist: Oh for crying out loud!!!!!!! *teleports in front of the very fast ones*
Nat: arrrrgh! WAIT FOR ME! *teleports in front of the very fast ones*
Goku tries to teleport but Eclipse attacks Goku cos he thinks Goku is about to hurt him.
Pichufluffball rolled along.
Missingno used his special powers to hover along.
Charizard turned into Charizard and flew.
Calumon rode on Charizard's head.
Spacey rode on Nat's Ponyta.
They eventually found Spoink's hq. There was a Gatomon in front of the door.
Nat: Spoink told me Gatomon is her faveorite Digimon. Mine is Patamon!
Spacey: Yes, we know Nat. *shoves Nat away*
~I like hamsters, espcially flying ones~
Calumon: Gatom! on, can we get in please?
Mist: Wynaut? I mean why not?
Gatomon: The Great Master of Spoinkiness told me not to let you pass.
Gatomon: The Great Master of Spoinkiness.
Everyone else: THE GREAT MASTER OF SPOINKINESS! SPOINK IN OTHER WORDS!!!!!!!!
Blackwargreymon: Ok ok. Don't bite my head off.
Suddenly an enormous Trapinch appeared.
Blackwargreymon: This story scares me sometimes!
The Trapinch went away.
Charizard: What do we have to do to get into the HQ?
Gatomon: You're not allowed in! Well, I am a little hungry...
Calumon: Does anyone have any fish?
*everyone checks their bags except Nat who wasn't paying attention*
~I never do.~
Blackwargreymon: We better go look for some fish.
They all went off.
First they came to the lake. Eclipse turned into Suieon and searched for some fish. He resurfaced a few minutes later with no fish. He turned back into Umbreon. The lake had no fish.
Next they went to the lake of Rage very very far away in Johto. There were only Gyarodos and Gatomon couldn't eat THAT much.
Then they tried Cerulean city very very far away in Kanto. Blackwargreymon opened up the Unknown Dungeon by drilling through it with his Black Tornado attack. They searched and found a Mewthree but no-one cared cos they needed fish.
~Personally I'd rather have the Mewthree. No likey fish.~
Nat teleported and got a fisher to fish in da Unknown dungeon. The fisher dude was surprised cos he just saw four humans, three Pokemon, a big scary glitch, a blue hedgehog and a fox with two tails, a big scary armorised dragon and a cute little white thing with a red triangle on his forehead. However the fisher caught a Seaking. Charizard fried it extra-crispy and they got out of the dungeon. They left the fisher cos he was fishing to find rare Pokemon like Seadra so he was quite content.
It took them a whole day to get back to Hoenn cos they couldn't be bothered teleporting all that way. They gave Gatomon the fish and she was happy. She opened the door and ate da fish. The gang sneaked inside while Gatomon was choking on the horn. She then coughed it up and ate the rest of da Seaking.
~I'm sorry but I really hate Goldeen and Seaking! They are so pathetic and couldn't beat an injured Geodude!~
There was another door and it was made of solid steel. Blackwargreymon busted it down with his claws. They traveled on for a while in complete darkness even though they could see eachother clearly they could not see objects. Calumon flew straight into another wall. It was very small and it was in the centre. Nobody could squeeze past it, not even Calumon.
Blackwargreymon tried to blast it but it was no use.
Goku headbutted it and even though he's a real hard-head he only made it wiggle.
Charizard used a Flamethrower on it but it was still not shifting.
An evil sounding voice boomed arround them.
Voice: MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! YOU WILL NEVER GET PAST THIS LEVEL 100 KECLEON! Oh great I shouldn't have said that...
Blackwargreymon: She wasted all that time training it to LV 100?
The Kecleon showed itself and started darting arround the room, too fast to be seen.
Pichufluffball used a Thunder attack that shocked everyone except Spacey cos she was ve! ry lucky. Nat had turned into Groudon so it wouldn't affect her. Everyone else was fried to a crisp including Kecleon.
They advanced foreward when Nat used an Earthquake to make rocks fall on the gang's heads so they would wake up. One hit Goku in the middle of his eyes.
~I know I'm torturing Goku a lot, but It's funny!~
They fell into a pit!
Mew13two: Mewhahahahah! You have to fight me to advance!
Mist: Darn you!
Mew13two attacked with Thunder.
Pichufluffball absorbed the zapping.
Everybody jumped on Mew13two to knock her to the ground.
Blackwargreymon started slashing her up.
Mew13two fainted! Yay!
The floor opened up and they dropped into another pit.
Nat landed first cos she was a very heavy Groudon!
Everybody fell on top of her. Calumon fell down last being the lightest. He landed on Charizard's head.
(Butterfree's note: Heh... clearly not even the laws of nature apply in Nat's stories... everything falls with the same speed no matter how heavy it is)
~Calumon LIKES Charizard's head!~
Mew13 appeared in front of them!
Mew13: MEWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU MUST FIGHT ME TO GET TO SPOINK!
Calumon: Surprise surprise.
Eclipse: Let's rush her!
They all rushed Mew13 like they attacked Mew13two. Mew13 wasn't easilly knocked and zapped everyone except Nat cos she was a Groudon. Mew13 then used Evil Lightning blast!
Everyone was glitched and they had to take a potion to recover.
~How would YOU like to be a LV 0 Magikarp?! Not me!~
Nat used Earthquake and knocked out Mew13. They then felt like they were flying up into Spoink's base.
Spoink: Wow you are better than I thought! But you will not succeed!
Spoink: Wait and see! Muhhahhaahaaaaaaaa!!!!
Spoink pointed at them all. Pichufluffball knew she was gonna kill them or worse make them her slaves to he ran into the evil one and deep-fried her.
Then Spoink woke up!
Everyone looked up and saw that the Ho-oh from the last two fics was flying about again. Everyone hit Ho-oh for healing Spoink at da wrong moment.
~Spoink was just unconcious, nothing serious~
~I like Ho-oh, but that one was being reeeeeeeealy annoying!~
---SPOINK is angry!
---SPOINK wants to fight!
---HO-OH allied SPOINK!
"Hey! That's the Ho-oh that healed Spoink! Spoink must be controlling it!"
"Quick! Get two anyones to fight!"
"I vote Calumon and Spacey!"
"They haven't had a chance to have fun yet!"
"You call this fun?!"
---CALUMON allied SPACEY ACEY!
---CALUMON and SPACEY ACEY used umm... HORN DRILL!
"Since when did Spacey and Calumon have horns!?"
"I once had a glitched Rhydon with Wing Attack that was called Charizard. It's after effects of that glitch."
---It had no effect!
---SPACEY used REALLY GOOD ART!
---It's super effective!
---CALUMON used CREAMPUFFS RULE!
~If you have ever watched Digimon season 3 you will know that Calumon loves creampuffs. I want one!~
---It's super effective!
---HO-OH used MAKE EVIL CLONE!
---HO-OH created a CLONE of KYOGRE!
"Oh great. We're in trouble."
---EVIL CLONE KYOGRE used EVIL CLONED HYPER BEAM!
---CALUMON's CUTENESS ability made EVIL CLONE KYOGRE faint!
---HO-OH and SPOINK used PSYCHIC!
---It has no effect on SPACEY!
---SPACEY used CREATE NOT-EVIL CLONE!
---SPACEY created a not-evil CLONE of NAT!
"Hey! I wasn't evil in da first place!"
---NOT-EVIL CLONE NAT allied SPACEY!
---*AHEM* SPACEY AND NOT-EVIL CLONE NAT used GLITCH BLAST!
"I guess Spacey didn't have some of that anti-glitch potion."
---SPOINK and HO-OH fainted!!
---SPACEY gained 4346890458680 EXP. Points!
---SPACEY grew to level 255!
---CALUMON gained 4346890458680 EXP. Points!
---NOT-EVIL CLONE NAT disintegrated!
"I'm surprised Nat knew how to spell that."
"So is! me, and I is Nat!"
~Pokebattle thingy off~
Spoink was still evil but didn't put any evil spells on anyone. Mew13 and Mew13two were being lunatics. As usual.
They all had a party like in da last fic.
Nat wrestled Blackwargreymon for the little sausages on sticks with wedges of cheese. Everyone else ate them all before Nat and Blakwargreymon had finished. Pichufluffball and Calumon cooked the Doughball, hollwed it out and sprayed whipped cream into it. Mist got angry and started making her own one, and sprayed broccolli syrup on the doughball with a used can of whipped cream so Calumon wouldn't eat it. It smelled bad though. Spacey was challenged to a race by Sonic and Tails in which she won easily. Charizard was being lap-counter. Eclipse made a truce with Missingno for no reason. Spoink ate ALL of Nat's Pot Noodles and Nat stopped fighting and Nat walloped Spoink. Gatomon protected Spoink but gave up and ate some fish that was lying about. Mew13 and Mew13two put on the We're Maddos Forever tape. Then EVERYONE started acting mad like they usually do.
Nat chewed her computer.
Mist blinked repeatedly and didn't breathe while she was doing it.
Mew13 liquidised the soup.
Gatomon added her Tail Ring to da soup.
Mew13two ate jelly until her stomach was as large as a Snorlax.
Goku went to court and got Fudge Kat to legally change his first name to Fluffy.
Spacey did the conga by herself.
Spoink wasn't affected cos she was evil.
Eclipse started singing the Maddo's National Anthem by himself which is illegal.
Missingno tried to transform into a giant lifeless Shedinja.
Blackwargreymon sprayed the sprayable brocolli onto Calumon and Pichufluffball who ended up smelling of veggies!
Charizard got this big goofy grin and knocked out all her teeth. All 4 of them, she was a Charizard. Then she transformed back.
Sonic and Tails started singing nursery rhymes.
Spyro bashed his head against a rock like a Bagon.
Mew13two then belly flopped the tape recorder.
Nat wondered why her computer was in pieces.
Mist wondered why she felt really winded and why her eyes were so watery.
Mew13 wondered why the soup was so creamy and had crunchy bits in it.
Gatomon wondred why her tail ring had dissapeared.
Mew13two wondered why she resembled a blue and yellow Snorlax.
Fluffy wondered why the paper in his hand read "Goku's new name is Fluffy."
Spacey wondered why she felt alone and why the tune to the Conga was repeating in her head.
Eclipse wondered why he was in prison.
Missingno wondered why he felt like he was about to evolve.
Blackwargreymon wondered why he had a can of Brocolli juice.
Pichufluffball and Calumon wondered why they smelt so bad.
Charizard wondered why her 4 pointy teeth were missing.
Sonic and Tails wondered why they were singing "Sheepie had a little Mareep"
Spyro wondered why he had such a headache.
Disclaimer: NOOOOO! I FORGOT TO PUT IT AT DA START! *sulks* I don't own any of the things in this fanfic. No, not even Pot noodles. *orders a Sweet and sour one*
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