Author’s note: After the "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" sound the narrator is not Max, but the Narrator (He’s nobody! He also narrated Pokemoon!) It’s just to make sure everybody understands. "Hey, I’m not nobody! ", said the stupid narrator. I am here, on OUR land. The MissingNo land. All the people I love are with me: my dad, my mom, Karine and. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! "Darn! My computer has glitched! I need to call them! They must know how to solve this computer problem! Hi! (...) Yes, I need your help! (...) A computer problem! (...) I don't know... but I know you can solve this! (...) Yeah, ok! Please come here soon! I have time to watch a good movie as they arrive" Meanwhile, on a street not too far from here. "I wonder what computer problem does MissingNo have?", said a cute little Pikachu, thoughtful. "I don't wanna know and I don't care.", said a powerful-looking Mewtwo. "Me neither!", said a mean-looking man named Ganondorf. "If you don't wanna help her, go away!", replied a blue bird Falco. "I am so affraid..." said, ironically, a enormous pokemon: a Bowser. "If you three don't stop complaining now, all of us will make you faint in a pokemon battle!" a 20-year-old trainer whose name was Chavella said to Mewtwo, Ganondorf and Bowser. "We like to complain, said Bowser. It's fun! And MissingNo is just an unoriginal girl and her fics are boring" "Would YOU be able to write better fics?" Chavella asked Bowser. "Well... huh... I'm not a writer" "Neither is MissingNo.", said a tiny and cute Pichu. "I think her fics are just grrrrrrreat, like she says." added Meowsie, a female Meowth. "Meowth, that's right.", said an English-speaking Meowth. "Even we think so.", said Jessie. "Make it double.", said James. "I agree.", added a female Ice Climber. "She's right.", replied the male one. "Sorry to interrupt you, cut the cute little Pichu, but we have to get to MissingNo's house as soon as possible! Can't we walk faster" "I can, but all the others can't.", replied Captain Falcon. "My Alakazam can teleport all of us to MissingNo's house!", said the Orange- Island trainer, Luana. Then, her Alakazam teleported all of MissingNo's characters to her house. "COPYCATS, COPYCATS! Huh? The doorbell! It must be them!", said MissingNo. "Here we are!", said Mario, the famous Nintendo mascot. "Finally! What took you guys so long? I had time to watch the whole Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2 and now I'm almost finished with the Lion King 2! Anyway, you can enter" They all entered, trying to leave space for everyone. "I just have something to ask you, Missy.", said Ebenezer Farfetch'd Scrooge. "Go on" "Why were you shouting "Copycats" "This is because I realized that The Lion King is like Hamlet and The Lion King 2 is like Romeo & Juliet" "You call them copycats, but you're not better. You have copied "A Christmas Caroll" "That is no copying, that's inspiring from something" "So is The Lion King.", added the cutest Pichu ever. "It's only inspired from Hamlet" "I know! And I looooooooove the Lion King movies. I’m just kidding" "Anyway, don't we have a computer problem to solve?", said the japanese prince, Marth. "Yes, thanks Marth. Come downstairs, everybody, to see what happened" They all went downstairs and stopped in front of the computer. "The screen is glitched!" said MissingNo. "Uh-oh... That seems to be a big problem...", said Peach, nervously. "Let me pass, said Mewtwo trying to make himself a way out. It's only a little, tiny, betty problem!" Mewtwo pushed the power button twice. "See! No more glitch" "You made me loose my story! I haven't saved, because of the glitch! THINK BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING, MEWTWO!", said MissingNo, angrily. "Whoa! Calm down! At least your computer problem is solved" "No, it's even worse" "I have an idea! Why don't you write a fic about the day we had today?", said Roy. "No! It won't work! Well... Huh... Why not?"