Part 1 Narrator's Richard, again: I invited all my pokefriends and we did a funeral for Max and Karine. I cried all day long and went to sleep, near the Cinnabar island lake. "Richard, wake up" "Huh, what?", I said half-puzzled, half-scared. "It's us" I know that voice! It's my girlfriend's! It's Mira's! But how could that be? "Our son died, said who I thought to be Mira. He went to get me because he needed someone to lead him in the path of the afterlife. But we couldn't go in the afterlife because we were too glitchy so we are back to life now" "Cool! That's wonderful! You're not dead anymore, my love! Where are Max and Karine" "Right here" Max had became a ghost like the one I saw in Lavender's pokemon tower once and Karine looked a baby Kangaskhan! I know why: its because the M' used to evolve into Kangaskhan! "Max, Karine, Mira, I'm so happy you're back! Just tell me it's not a dream" "It's not, pinch yourself and see!", my mate said, laughing. It hurt! It wasn't a dream! All the family was back! Part 2 Narrator change to Max: Cool! I wasn't a glitch anymore! I glitched death! I was so happy.. But what happened to the other MissingNo? They should have glitch death too! If we could have get out of that coldly place known as death, the others are supposed to be out too. But I don't see them... Yes, I know how! Because I'm a ghost, I can return easily to that place... And I saved them... and my mom helped me... a bit (Well, to tell the truth she helped a lot...) We showed the other MissingNo how to glitch death and, together, we all came back to life. We formed a big MissingNo gang. Our "house" was the Cinnabar Lake. There were five kinds of MissingNo: 1-the "glitchy" ones (they just looked like an amount of pixel, but they didn’t do any "glitchness"; 2-the ones who look like me, the Lavender Town ghost; 3-the ones who look like the phoenix pokemon are changing into when they use sky attack; 4-the ones who looked like my Mom, the rhino pokemon change into when they use substitute; 5-the ones who looked like Chomp(a nintendo character in the Mario games) and also they look like a giant Girafarig tail. Karine was the only Kanga (that's how the baby Kangaskhan are named) and Richard was the only Rhydon, but maybe we'll get other pokemon breeds in our group, who knows? Part 3 "Max, my baby! I missed you a lot!", said my delighted mother. "I missed you too! I'm so happy that you're back! But, Mom, do you think that's kind of unfair that we came back to life" "Do you think it's fair that we were glitches and ignored by all pokemon?" "Yeah, you got a point" "But it's gonna change. All the MissingNo are going to be consi- dered like REAL pokemon" "Yeah" "MissingNo power!" said Karine, the love of my life, who joined the conversation. "You're not a MissingNo, Karine!", I said, laughing. "Peu importe!(Who cares?) I like all MissingNo and they deserve to be considered pokemon, like every Bulbasaur, Charmander, Pikachu, etc." A phoenix-like MissingNo came by and talked with us. His name was Paco. "By the way, Karine, how have you learn to talk like humans? And in French! That's not a very common language in Kanto" "Well, my trainer was speaking French, she was born in a country very far away from Kanto. She thought me her language. My trainer had a lot of pokemon including my parents. But my mom got rid of me by throwing me in the Cinnabar Island lake. ANyway, I was surprised when Max told me he encountered an English-speaking Meowth" "Yeah, I said, but he wasn't as good in human talk as you are, my love" "Well, merci(thanks)." And we chatted, chatted... It was so fun to be part for a grrrreat family. But it was time for me to sleep... Part 4 "Max! Wake up!", said Karine with her enchanted voice. "Huh? What?", I said, drowsy. "All the MissingNo are fighting to be the leader of the group" I followed her to see what was going on and I saw many MissingNo all battling each other. "I shall be leader! I'm the strongest" "I'm the wisest" "No, you are the stupidest" "STOP, I shouted. You don't have to fight for this" "Take care of your own business.", one of them said impolitely. "We should vote for the leader, it'll be waaaaaaaaaay better than fighting!", I replied. "Yeah, he's right! We should vote... for ME!", said the other one. "No, for ME" "Listen to him, said my mother, it'll be fair if we vote" All the others agreed: my mom convinced them. The campaign will start tomorrow. One day later... There were 5 contestants: Richard and the four first MissingNo that fought yesterday. After their (boring) speeches, it was time to vote. We voted out loud, because we can't write. I voted for my father, of course, Karine and my mom did too. The winner was. one of the MissingNo who was fighting! I was so discouraged: I didn't like him at all! But more than half of the MissingNo didn't vote! "Most of half people didn't vote, but how come? Who do you want to be the leader?", I asked the group while I was standing on a rock. "Mira!", yelled one of them. "That MissingNo saved us form death" All the MissingNo who didn't vote agreed and voted for my mom even though she wasn't a candidate! "Thank you to all of you! I accept to be your leader!", my mom said, standing beside me on the rock. "I promise to be a fair leader and to guide you well! MissingNo of the world, unite!" Author's note:That last sentence was a tribute to Karl Marx, a great philosopher. His name also looks like Max with an "r" :)