(Before the first Pokemon movie, on the video there is a short movie called Pikachu’s Vacation. However, this does not tell what really happened. This is what happened, and you can thank whatever you worship that this version was not aired. Shield the children.) (The scene is a crowded airport full of Pokemon.) Bulbasaur: Some goodbye. Ash just dropped us off and ran off with Misty. Togepi: He did not! He bought us snacks and a movie for the plane! Bulbasaur: In your deranged little world, of course he did. Squirtle: Where’s Charmander...? Pikachu: He evolved a while ago. O_o Squirtle: HE DID NOT! *breaks into sobbing fit* Togepi: *joins in* Bulbasaur: Sigh... Pikachu: Why did you just say “Sigh”? Bulbasaur: Because...um...is that our plane leaving? Pikachu: I think so... Squirtle: Sniffle...he never told me he evolved... Pikachu: .....Shouldn’t we be running to the plane? Togepi: CUT! SHADE! Shade: *looks up from director’s chair* This thing will break the first time I sit in it...What?! Togepi: My nose is running! *throws tantrum* Shade: o_o; Um, great. *throws tissue box at* *mumbles* Togepi have noses....? Uh...keep filming. Togepi: Yay! *sits on ground, fascinated by tissue box* Bulbasaur: *picks up Togepi and runs for plane* Pikachu: *picks up Squirtle* Oof.... *follows Bulbasaur at a very slow pace* Squirtle: *gets Pikachu wet with tears* Pikachu: -_- (Finally on the plane.) Pikachu: *using Togepi’s tissues to dry self* Squirtle, I can understand your crying, but did you have to drool on me? Squirtle: Yes. Pikachu: That’s what I thought. Togepi: Can we open the windows? Bulbasaur: No. Togepi: But it’s hot... Bulbasaur: Don’t open the window. Togepi: Meanie. ...Hey, what happened to that video Ash bought us? Bulbasaur: He didn’t buy a video. Just eat your popcorn and be quiet. Togepi: Okay. *opens bag of popcorn* Yummy. Bulbasaur: *opens bag of peanuts* Togepi: o.o Wanna trade? Bulbasaur: The window seat for the peanuts? Togepi: Deal! *jumps up* Bulbasaur: *sits at window* Togepi: NOOOO! Bulbasaur: What?! Togepi: *jumps at Bulbasaur, knocking him into window* Bulbasaur: *stares in horror at open window* *closes quickly* Pikachu: Hey, where’s those snacks? Togepi: They got sucked out the window. Squirtle: Where’s Charmander? --2 hours later-- Squirtle: *kicks back of seat* Guy in front of Squirtle: Ow. Squirtle: Sigh... --2 more long hours later— Togepi: I’m hungry. Bulbasaur: I’m not the one that opened the window. Togepi: Yeah you were. Bulbasaur: Not. Togepi: Were. Bulbasaur: Not. --15 minutes later— Togepi: Were. Bulbasaur: Not. Pikachu: Shut the –censored- up! ....Wow! Squirtle: What? Pikachu: Say your favorite obscenity. Now. Squirtle: -censored- ....Whoa! How do you say a hyphen thing out loud?! Pikachu: ^.^ -censored- Bulbasaur: *covers Togepi’s ears* He’s too young... Togepi: o-o? Squirtle: Why is the ground getting closer? Bulbasaur: It’s called landing the plane, stupid. Squirtle: Charmander? (Everyone is finally at the vacation...place. Sorry, I really don’t know what it is.) Pikachu: *trips, falls flat on face* Everyone: *trips over Pikachu and falls* Togepi: Remember the Alamo! Bulbasaur: Squirtle, get off of my head-...the Alamo. You’ve lost it. Pikachu: He had it? Bulbasaur: Good point. Togepi: Hungry... Pikachu: *finds apple* Here. Togepi: Yay! ^.^ Psyduck: NO! That’s a Red Gala Apple! *steals apple and eats* *rolls over, knocked out* Togepi: ...*starts crying uncontrollably* Everyone except Togepi: ._.; Bulbasaur: *grabs Togepi with vines, shakes in air* Stop crying before I strangle you, you deranged little eggshell! Togepi: *blacks out* Pikachu: .__.; Was that really necessary? Bulbasaur: Yes. (Raichu, Snubbull, Cubone, and Marill come walking up road.) Everyone: ..... Shade: Um...where are they? Squirtle: They forgot to make the right turn at Albuquerque. Houndoom: No Bugs Bunny impersonations. (All mentioned Pokemon show up.) Shade: Where were you!? Raichu: We took the left turn at Albuquerque. Squirtle: ^.^ Everyone else: o___o; Shade: Er...okay....keep filming. Squirtle: Could you make a little more noise? Marill: Sure. *starts screaming the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song* Bulbasaur: Stop it! Your waking Togepi up! Pikachu: Actually, he’s still out cold... Togepi: *mumbles in blacked out state* Mustard tomato... Squirtle: ....Ew. Marill: Gotta catch- Bulbasaur: Shaddup! *whacks with vines* Snubbull: Hey! Stop that! Bulbasaur: *moves eyes around in circles* Pikachu: o_o’ Are you okay? Snubbull: *watches Bulbasaur’s eyes* *blacks out* Bulbasaur: =P Squirtle: Where’s Charmander? Marill: Charmanders are ugly. Squirtle: =o! Lies! Marill: And so are you. Squirtle: A lie or ugly? Marill: Both. Cubone: *cracks up* Raichu: Is it real? The world, does it truly exist? How do we know you laugh, and at what are you entertained, if you are truly there? Everyone: o.o; Shade:o____o’ ...Okay.... Cubone: *stares at Raichu* You’re creepy. Raichu: Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. Cubone: >=o! Meaniehead! Raichu: Were I like thee I’d throw away myself. Squirtle: o_o’ Cubone! Shakespeare! Break it up! Marill: I challenge thee to a race! Togepi: *wanders off* Pikachu: That was random...Togepi? Bulbasaur: Hm? Pikachu: Ack! I lost Togepi! *runs off to look for Togepi* -Half an hour later- (Pikachu and Togepi are walking to the river.) Pikachu: I can understand you leaving that odd excuse of a Raichu, but answer one thing. Togepi: Okie-dokie. Pikachu: You managed to do that while knocked out HOW?! Togepi: I’m magic. Pikachu: Uh...huh...Hey, a race. Is that Squirtle? Togepi: Moo. Marill and Squirtle: *getting ready to jump in* Electrode: Aieeeeh! *blows up* Squirtle: Holy snap! *falls in* Marill: *laughs and dives in* *swims into Starmie* Starmie: You have awoken the ancient curse of the evil one! How dare ye! May it rain holy water upon you! *uses Hydro Pump* Marill: Oh –censored-. *blasted against river bank* Squirtle: Mya ha! ...I didn’t know I could swim backwards on air... Goldeen: *swimming under Squirtle* Uh...dude? Squirtle: Yaa! *jumps off and swims harder* Marill: *climbs out at finish line* Urg...My aching tail...Eh? I won? Squirtle: ;~; (Meanwhile, Team Rocket tries to relax on the top of a cliff.) Meowth: Whew! We’re finally here. Hey, Arbok, do you think Jessie and James will remember us leaving? Arbok: Nah. Koffing’s gas should have them knocked out for a while. Koffing: Excuse me?! Arbok: I’m sorry. You stink. It’s the truth. Koffing: Why you little-*shoots out gas* Arbok: Urk. *faints* Meowth: *attempting to take a nap* *sniffs air* What the-Augh! (Back with Pikachu and friends/enemies.) Squirtle: *crying* Charmander! Togepi: *starts crying because he’s getting wet* Marill: *laughs* Pikachu: Squirtle, it’s okay...You’re good at battling, so just because you’re not fast- Raichu: You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Pikachu: ...enough doesn’t make you good for nothing. You’re- Raichu: O teach me how I should forget to think. Pikachu: That’s it! *starts sparking* Raichu: Such bugs and goblins in my life! *sparks* Togepi: *stops crying* Wait! (Pikachu and Raichu stop sparking.) Togepi: How about you two have a race while trying to knock each other over? I think we had enough violence on the plane. Bulbasaur: Hey, peacekeeper. I still have a bruise on my ear from that random assault that opened the window. Togepi: ^^; Anyway, how about the race thing? Pikachu: The knocking over thing seems kind of random, but whatever. I’m in. Raichu: I accept thy challenge. Togepi: *stands next to Pikachu* Snubbull? Snubbull: ...*grins* Heh. Okay. *stands next to Raichu* Pikachu: What the- Togepi: GO! *shoves Pikachu and Raichu together with Snubbull* (Pikachu and Raichu start running.) Bulbasaur: *calls out after* Have a nice honeymoon! Everyone: xD Raichu: *yells* Fishmongers! (And so they ran. Injuries included a Mr. Mime with a broken wrist, a Hitmonchan and a Hitmonlee with concussions, and a Diglett with a broken foot.) Charizard: *snoring on path* (Raichu and Pikachu bounce on his stomach before continuing.) Charizard: *jolted awake* Wait, what? –censored- mice. *gets up and flies after “-censored- mice” and blocks their path* (Raichu and Pikachu bounce backwards off of Charizard.) Charizard: Muahaha! *flies around aimlessly while breathing fire* Meowth: Shut up down there! Charizard: Eh? *looks up* *flies into pipe and gets head stuck* ...Woohoo. *makes loud roaring noises* (Everyone comes running over to pipe.) Squirtle: O_O Charmander! You grew wings! Charizard: ._.; Erm...yeah. How about getting me out of here? Squirtle: Okay! *yanks tail* *Charizard doesn’t budge* ...A little help here? (Everyone yanks on rope tied to Charizard except for certain lazy bums of a cat, snake, and um...gas...thing.) Charizard: Yep. Exactly how I wanted to spend my vacation-getting yanked out of a pipe. *blows fire that singes lazy bums of cat, etc.* Meowth: x.o Ow. Charizard: *head pops out* Ha ha. Singed cat doesn’t smell too great, though...Hey! I’m out! –flies around- Meowth: *grabs bomb* Aha! Charizard: *sits on Meowth for no reason* (A small explosion is heard, and Charizard gets up to look at the crater that the bomb made.) Charizard: ...Maybe I should go on a diet... Meowth: ...Maybe I should go sleep somewhere else when I unflatten... Shade: *gets in front of camera* And they lived happily ever after and junk. ...Well, that took a while. Whatever. Aren’t you glad they didn’t air this version? Marshmallows for all! ---THE END---