The Many Adventures of Team Strange:

To Be! Or not to be (Mostly Not to be) a Cleffa

(Characters are from the game Pokemon created by Satoshi Tajiri, I did not make up anything except this story)

Narrator: In a time of darkness-

Blaziken: Dude, its broad daylight out.

Pikachu: No, itís just pure white like a piece of paper

Scizor: Yeah. Whatís up with that?

Narrator: Sorry I canít think of anything yet!

Scizor: Well think of something!

Zubat: I canít see! Iím blind as a bat!

Skarmory: You ARE a bat. And youíre not in this story!

Zubat: Right.

Munchlax: Iím hungry.

Narrator: WEíRE GETTING OFF SUBJECT HEAR!!!!!!!

Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.

Narrator: A minor typo. WHO CARES????

Chimecho: I do.

Narrator: Besides you.

Munchlax: Iím still hungry.

Zubat: I still canít see.

Skarmory: THEN GO EVOLVE!!!!!!

Narrator: ANYWAY! Beginning from the top of the story!

Narrator: Team Strange is a rescue force of Blaziken, Pikachu, Scizor, Skarmory, Munchlax, Chimecho, Sneasel, Mightyena, and Cyndaquil. A new rescue force always up for a challenge. Led by Blaziken, this group is so pitiful-

Blaziken: HEY!!!!!!

Narrator: Sorry! This group is very inexperienced-

Mightyena: Grrrrrrrr.

Narrator: Fine. They are a great team full of surprises. Are you happy now that Iíve LIED to our readers?

Sneasel: Yes.

Narrator: (rolls eyes)

Scizor: Itís still white.

Narrator: What is?

Scizor: Our environment.

Narrator: They are in a forest. (Background changes to a forest) Anything else?

Scizor: Nope Iím good.

Skarmory: Me too.

Pikachu: I third that motion.

Blaziken: Iím fine.

Munchlax: Can I have some donuts? (Donuts appear) Iím good.

Chimecho: Take me to your vegetables.

Sneasel: Iím fine.

Mightyena: Iím good.

Cyndaquil: Did anyone else notice that random outburst from Chimecho?

Everyone except Chimecho and Cyndaquil: Yes

Cyndaquil: Then Iím good.

Narrator: Our story begins with them speaking to a StantlerÖÖ

Stantler: I saw the fiend go that way!

Blaziken: What way?

Stantler: I said that way.

Munchlax: What direction?

Stantler: ITíS NOT MY FAULT I DONíT HAVE FINGERS TO POINT!!!!

Chimecho: Yes it is.

Stantler: (Glares at Chimecho)

Chimecho: HEY! Youíre not supposed to learn that move! Ack! Canít move! (Falls on ground)

Mightyena: Which way?

Stantler: (points with antlers) That way.

Scizor: Oh.

Munchlax: Anyone want a donut?

Blaziken: I thought you ate all of them?

Munchlax: Itís a never ending supply!

Cyndaquil: Great.

(Group starts heading off in the direction that Stantler pointed them to.)

MANY HOURS LATER

Munchlax: Iím hungry.

Skarmory: Who gives a care?

Everyone except Chimecho and Munchlax: Not me.

Chimecho: Eggs!

Scizor: What happened to your never-ending stash of donuts?

Blaziken: What did you do? Eat the box?

Munchlax: WellÖÖ.

Munchlax: I was walking along when I saw a Diglett. It said that its colony had no food. So I decided to give him the box. Then I saw two more Digletts pop up to make a Dugtrio. Then they started laughing at me saying that I was a dork and took my donuts.

Mightyena: Weird.

Munchlax: Thatís all you say? Weird? IíVE BEEN ROBBED AND ALL YOU SAY IS WEIRD??????????!!!!!!!!!

Mightyena: Yeah pretty much.

Munchlax: Okay just checking.

Pikachu: You are a really strangeÖ.. (looks at Munchlax) ÖÖÖ..thing.

Munchlax: Iím a bear!

Pikachu: You are?

Munchlax: YES!

Pikachu: Why canít you be a mouse?

Munchlax: Blaziken can I eat him?

Blaziken: No.

Munchlax: Fine.

Chimecho: What will we eat? Itís almost dinnertime!

Cyndaquil: Hmmm, how about berries? There are some nice pink ones there! (Points at bush with tiny pink berries)

Sneasel: Yeah! (Goes over to the bush and grabs a berry, only to pull out a Hoppip)

Sneasel: A Hoppip? (Ground starts shaking and making a thunder sound)

Munchlax: Alright whoís using earthquake?

Skarmory: None of us KNOW earthquake.

Munchlax: Then who isÖ..uh-oh. (A Steelix appears behind the Hoppip)

Steelix: Why did you hurt my Hoppip?

Chimecho: Thatís YOUR Hoppip?

Steelix: Iím babysitting.

Mightyena: Oh. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! (All of them start running as fast as they can)

MUCH LATER

(It is now night out)

Munchlax: Iím tiredÖ..and hungry.

Pikachu: We ALL are.

Blaziken: What are you TALKING about? I could jog at least another 900 miles!

Scizor: You can jump over a building without breaking a sweat. We canít.

Blaziken: So?

Scizor: Well anyway, in the morning weíll go find the Pokemon that is behind the taking of all the Money in the Persian bank.

Chimecho: I like the sound of pie.

Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?

THE NEXT MORNING

Scizor: So is everyone hear?

Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.

Scizor: Itís the narratorís fault.

Narrator: HEY!!!!!!

Blaziken: Back to the story please?

Narrator: Oh, right.

Chimecho: I LIKE EGGSALAD!!!!!!!

Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?

Skarmory: Letís get this show on the road!

Cyndaquil: What road?

Skarmory: Itís an expression.

Cyndaquil: Oh. What road?

Skarmory: Can we PLEASE get moving?

LATER

Cyndaquil: I want to use Flamethrower.

Skarmory: Why?

Cyndaquil: (Uses Flamethrower on Skarmory) I dunno.

Skarmory: (Singed) Hey, how come weíre the only ones talking?

Cyndaquil: Because everyone else thinks our conversation is stranger that fiction?

Skarmory: No, our conversation is fairly down to earth.

Cyndaquil: Then where is everybody?

Skarmory: (Looks around) Yeah. Where is everybody?

Cyndaquil: Did they abandon us?

Skarmory: They wouldnít abandon you, youíre too cute, but meÖ..maybe.

Cyndaquil: Iím scared.

Skarmory: Maybe we should ask the Pokemon that owns that castle that says EVIL LAIR if he can help us.

Cyndaquil: (Thinks about it for a moment) Hmmmm, sure!

(They walk up to the castle)

Skarmory: Yoo-hoo! Anyone home?

Anonymous voice: No, go away.

Cyndaquil: Aw man! No oneís home!

Skarmory: (Slaps forehead) Use Flamethrower.

Cyndaquil: Okay. (Uses Flamethrower to Skarmory)

Skarmory: NOT ON ME!! ON THE DOOR!

Cyndaquil: I know. Itís just so funny! (Uses Flamethrower on the door, the door turns to ashes and reveals a Xatu)

Skarmory: You own this place?

Xatu: No, I am merely a butler to his largeness.

Cyndaquil: Is ďhis largenessĒ a fat Snorlax?

Xatu: No.

Cyndaquil: Strange.

Skarmory: Could you show us to his largeness?

Xatu: Yes.

Skarmory: Thanks!

(A few minutes pass)

Cyndaquil: So, are you going you show us to his largeness?

Xatu: I could.

Skarmory: Sorry! CAN you show us to his largeness?

Xatu: Yes.

(A few more minutes pass)

Cyndaquil: So, can you show us to his largeness?

Xatu: I can.

Skarmory: SHOW US TO HIM OR YOUíLL FACE THE WORST FLAMETHROWER AND DRILL PECK COMBO EVER!

Xatu: Okay, okay, okay!

Skarmory: Iím glad.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Xatu: Your Largeness? Guests have come!

(They see a tall chair, but can not see who is behind it, and from it a deep voice comes)

Deep Voice: WHO MIGHT THEY BE??

Cyndaquil: Uh, we might be Skarmory and Cyndaquil, of the Rescue Force, Team Strange!

Deep Voice: Team strange? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I have the rest of them right here! They are a bunch of wimps compared to my awesome power!

(Cyndaquil and Skarmory hug each other nervously, as the chair turns around. The Pokemon behind the chair is aÖCleffa?)

Cleffa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Skarmory and Cyndaquil let go and stare for a few minutes, then:

Skarmory and Cyndaquil: HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleffa: YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME???????????

Skarmory: Yes.

Cleffa: That is what EVERYONE does to me, just because Iím a male Cleffa! Iíll see how the world likes it when they are ALL Cleffas! (Pulls down a drape to reveal a pink laser with lace around it and ponies painted on)

Skarmory: You CANíT be serious!

Cleffa: Well I am! And your FRIENDS WILL BE THE FIRST TEST SUBJECTS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Curtain rises up to reveal everyone in different cages, and Munchlax with a box of cookies)

Everyone in cages except Munchlax and Chimecho: HELP!!!!!!!!

Munchlax: Yum!

Chimecho: I like fried hamburgers.

Cyndaquil: YOU CANíT TURN THEM INTO CLEFFAS!!! Okay, maybe Pikachu, BUT NO ONE ELSE!

Pikachu: Hey! (Opens door to cage, walks out and kicks Cyndaquil, then goes back into cage)

Skarmory: That was completely random and highly stupid.

Blaziken: Why? (Looks at cage) Oh duh.

(Everyone opens cage doors and heads out to face Cleffa)

Cleffa: Oh darn I should have bought the locks.

Sneasel: Okay, first why did you need all the money from the Persian bank?

Cleffa: Well the laser and the paint job donít pay for themselves you know!

Sneasel: Okaaaayyyyyyyyy.

Blaziken: Hit him with all you got guys!

Everyone: Got it! (They send Cleffa hurdling through the air with Xatu)

Xatu: Sir, I will have you know, your dinner is getting cold.

Cleffa: IíLL GET YOU TEAM STRANGE!!!!!!!!!

Blaziken: ThatÖÖÖ..was lame.

Mightyena: Yeah.

Skarmory: Well, itís time to go home. Chimecho, teleport us home.

Chimecho: YES! (They quickly disappear, and reappear in the middle of Teletubbies.

Chimecho: YAY!!!!!!!!!

Scizor: CHIMECHO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! TELEPORT US HOME!!!!!!

Chimecho: No.

Scizor: Yes

Chimecho: No.

Scizor: Yes. (Hits Chimecho with Slash)

Chimecho: Alright! Alright already! (This time they teleport to their base, shaped like a Torchic)

Blaziken: Home sweet home.

THE END! OR IS IT? DONíT MISS TEAM STRANGE: TOWN TROUBLE

Blaziken: Hold it! Thereís ANOTHER one of these?

Narrator: Well, uh, yeah.

Blaziken: Wow. One was lame enough.

Narrator: WHAT?????? THIS WAS GOOD!

Blaziken: For Rhyhorns. Sheesh.

Narrator: I can make it so that you quit being leader and made Chimecho leader and you guys do his bidding.

Team Strange discluding Chimecho: NO!

Chimecho: Yes!

Crobat: Good news! I evolved and now I can see!

Skarmory: I DONíT CARE!

Crobat: Youíre just jealous.

Skarmory: I can see. Why would I be jealous?

Crobat: I donít know but I bet you are!

Cyndaquil: Is it just me, or was the ending sappy?

Munchlax: Yeah, the Teletubbies were unnecessary.

Chimecho: THEY WERE TOO NECESSARY!

Munchlax: But the script says you were to send us directly home!

Cyndaquil: Yeah! Good going.

Chimecho: Grrrrrrrrrr.

Mightyena: Gosh this is annoying.

Sneasel: What? Me being a better dark Pokemon then you?

Mightyena: No I- HEY! WHO SAYS YOUíRE BETTER!

Sneasel: Itís only fact. We are much cooler than you PLUS we learn a unique dark move. Beat up.

Mightyena: SO WHAT!!!!!!

Sneasel: So weíre cooler.

Mightyena: ARE NOT!

Sneasel: Are too. We get an evolution in the 4th Generation, you donít.

Mightyena: Grrrrrr.

Sneasel: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Mightyena: GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.

Sneasel: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Pikachu: Are we the only ones not fighting?

Scizor: Apparently.

Pikachu: I bet that Mightyena wins his argument, Chimecho wins his, Skarmory obviously, and the Narrator his.

Scizor: ARE YOU CRAZY?

Pikachu: Sometimes.

Scizor: Sneasel has it IN THE BAG! Munchlax and Cyndaquil win, 2 to 1. Crobat can take on Skarmory. And Blaziken can beat the Narrator any day.

Pikachu: Sheeya right.

Scizor: Donít make me slash you!

Pikachu: I could beat you any day.

Scizor: Bring it on Pikapoo.

Pikachu: Thunder!

Narrator: Wait! Iíve got to end this story!

Everyone else except Chimecho: Right.

Chimecho: I like omelet.

WEíLL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

Narrator: Now where were we? (Everyone begins fighting again.)