The Many Adventures of Team Strange:
(Characters are from the game Pokemon created by Satoshi Tajiri, I did not make up anything except this story)
Narrator: In a time of darkness-
Blaziken: Dude, its broad daylight out.
Pikachu: No, itís just pure white like a piece of paper
Scizor: Yeah. Whatís up with that?
Narrator: Sorry I canít think of anything yet!
Scizor: Well think of something!
Zubat: I canít see! Iím blind as a bat!
Skarmory: You ARE a bat. And youíre not in this story!
Munchlax: Iím hungry.
Narrator: WEíRE GETTING OFF SUBJECT HEAR!!!!!!!
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Narrator: A minor typo. WHO CARES????
Chimecho: I do.
Narrator: Besides you.
Munchlax: Iím still hungry.
Zubat: I still canít see.
Skarmory: THEN GO EVOLVE!!!!!!
Narrator: ANYWAY! Beginning from the top of the story!
Narrator: Team Strange is a rescue force of Blaziken, Pikachu, Scizor, Skarmory, Munchlax, Chimecho, Sneasel, Mightyena, and Cyndaquil. A new rescue force always up for a challenge. Led by Blaziken, this group is so pitiful-
Narrator: Sorry! This group is very inexperienced-
Narrator: Fine. They are a great team full of surprises. Are you happy now that Iíve LIED to our readers?
Narrator: (rolls eyes)
Scizor: Itís still white.
Narrator: What is?
Scizor: Our environment.
Narrator: They are in a forest. (Background changes to a forest) Anything else?
Scizor: Nope Iím good.
Skarmory: Me too.
Pikachu: I third that motion.
Blaziken: Iím fine.
Munchlax: Can I have some donuts? (Donuts appear) Iím good.
Chimecho: Take me to your vegetables.
Sneasel: Iím fine.
Mightyena: Iím good.
Cyndaquil: Did anyone else notice that random outburst from Chimecho?
Everyone except Chimecho and Cyndaquil: Yes
Cyndaquil: Then Iím good.
Narrator: Our story begins with them speaking to a StantlerÖÖ
Stantler: I saw the fiend go that way!
Blaziken: What way?
Stantler: I said that way.
Munchlax: What direction?
Stantler: ITíS NOT MY FAULT I DONíT HAVE FINGERS TO POINT!!!!
Chimecho: Yes it is.
Stantler: (Glares at Chimecho)
Chimecho: HEY! Youíre not supposed to learn that move! Ack! Canít move! (Falls on ground)
Mightyena: Which way?
Stantler: (points with antlers) That way.
Munchlax: Anyone want a donut?
Blaziken: I thought you ate all of them?
Munchlax: Itís a never ending supply!
(Group starts heading off in the direction that Stantler pointed them to.)
MANY HOURS LATER
Munchlax: Iím hungry.
Skarmory: Who gives a care?
Everyone except Chimecho and Munchlax: Not me.
Scizor: What happened to your never-ending stash of donuts?
Blaziken: What did you do? Eat the box?
Munchlax: I was walking along when I saw a Diglett. It said that its colony had no food. So I decided to give him the box. Then I saw two more Digletts pop up to make a Dugtrio. Then they started laughing at me saying that I was a dork and took my donuts.
Munchlax: Thatís all you say? Weird? IíVE BEEN ROBBED AND ALL YOU SAY IS WEIRD??????????!!!!!!!!!
Mightyena: Yeah pretty much.
Munchlax: Okay just checking.
Pikachu: You are a really strangeÖ.. (looks at Munchlax) ÖÖÖ..thing.
Munchlax: Iím a bear!
Pikachu: You are?
Pikachu: Why canít you be a mouse?
Munchlax: Blaziken can I eat him?
Chimecho: What will we eat? Itís almost dinnertime!
Cyndaquil: Hmmm, how about berries? There are some nice pink ones there! (Points at bush with tiny pink berries)
Sneasel: Yeah! (Goes over to the bush and grabs a berry, only to pull out a Hoppip)
Sneasel: A Hoppip? (Ground starts shaking and making a thunder sound)
Munchlax: Alright whoís using earthquake?
Skarmory: None of us KNOW earthquake.
Munchlax: Then who isÖ..uh-oh. (A Steelix appears behind the Hoppip)
Steelix: Why did you hurt my Hoppip?
Chimecho: Thatís YOUR Hoppip?
Steelix: Iím babysitting.
Mightyena: Oh. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! (All of them start running as fast as they can)
(It is now night out)
Munchlax: Iím tiredÖ..and hungry.
Pikachu: We ALL are.
Blaziken: What are you TALKING about? I could jog at least another 900 miles!
Scizor: You can jump over a building without breaking a sweat. We canít.
Scizor: Well anyway, in the morning weíll go find the Pokemon that is behind the taking of all the Money in the Persian bank.
Chimecho: I like the sound of pie.
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?
THE NEXT MORNING
Scizor: So is everyone hear?
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Scizor: Itís the narratorís fault.
Blaziken: Back to the story please?
Narrator: Oh, right.
Chimecho: I LIKE EGGSALAD!!!!!!!
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?
Skarmory: Letís get this show on the road!
Cyndaquil: What road?
Skarmory: Itís an expression.
Cyndaquil: Oh. What road?
Skarmory: Can we PLEASE get moving?
Cyndaquil: I want to use Flamethrower.
Cyndaquil: (Uses Flamethrower on Skarmory) I dunno.
Skarmory: (Singed) Hey, how come weíre the only ones talking?
Cyndaquil: Because everyone else thinks our conversation is stranger that fiction?
Skarmory: No, our conversation is fairly down to earth.
Cyndaquil: Then where is everybody?
Skarmory: (Looks around) Yeah. Where is everybody?
Cyndaquil: Did they abandon us?
Skarmory: They wouldnít abandon you, youíre too cute, but meÖ..maybe.
Cyndaquil: Iím scared.
Skarmory: Maybe we should ask the Pokemon that owns that castle that says EVIL LAIR if he can help us.
Cyndaquil: (Thinks about it for a moment) Hmmmm, sure!
(They walk up to the castle)
Skarmory: Yoo-hoo! Anyone home?
Anonymous voice: No, go away.
Cyndaquil: Aw man! No oneís home!
Skarmory: (Slaps forehead) Use Flamethrower.
Cyndaquil: Okay. (Uses Flamethrower to Skarmory)
Skarmory: NOT ON ME!! ON THE DOOR!
Cyndaquil: I know. Itís just so funny! (Uses Flamethrower on the door, the door turns to ashes and reveals a Xatu)
Skarmory: You own this place?
Xatu: No, I am merely a butler to his largeness.
Cyndaquil: Is ďhis largenessĒ a fat Snorlax?
Skarmory: Could you show us to his largeness?
(A few minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, are you going you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I could.
Skarmory: Sorry! CAN you show us to his largeness?
(A few more minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, can you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I can.
Skarmory: SHOW US TO HIM OR YOUíLL FACE THE WORST FLAMETHROWER AND DRILL PECK COMBO EVER!
Xatu: Okay, okay, okay!
Skarmory: Iím glad.
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Xatu: Your Largeness? Guests have come!
(They see a tall chair, but can not see who is behind it, and from it a deep voice comes)
Deep Voice: WHO MIGHT THEY BE??
Cyndaquil: Uh, we might be Skarmory and Cyndaquil, of the Rescue Force, Team Strange!
Deep Voice: Team strange? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I have the rest of them right here! They are a bunch of wimps compared to my awesome power!
(Cyndaquil and Skarmory hug each other nervously, as the chair turns around. The Pokemon behind the chair is aÖCleffa?)
(Skarmory and Cyndaquil let go and stare for a few minutes, then:
Skarmory and Cyndaquil: HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleffa: YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME???????????
Cleffa: That is what EVERYONE does to me, just because Iím a male Cleffa! Iíll see how the world likes it when they are ALL Cleffas! (Pulls down a drape to reveal a pink laser with lace around it and ponies painted on)
Skarmory: You CANíT be serious!
Cleffa: Well I am! And your FRIENDS WILL BE THE FIRST TEST SUBJECTS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Curtain rises up to reveal everyone in different cages, and Munchlax with a box of cookies)
Everyone in cages except Munchlax and Chimecho: HELP!!!!!!!!
Chimecho: I like fried hamburgers.
Cyndaquil: YOU CANíT TURN THEM INTO CLEFFAS!!! Okay, maybe Pikachu, BUT NO ONE ELSE!
Pikachu: Hey! (Opens door to cage, walks out and kicks Cyndaquil, then goes back into cage)
Skarmory: That was completely random and highly stupid.
Blaziken: Why? (Looks at cage) Oh duh.
(Everyone opens cage doors and heads out to face Cleffa)
Cleffa: Oh darn I should have bought the locks.
Sneasel: Okay, first why did you need all the money from the Persian bank?
Cleffa: Well the laser and the paint job donít pay for themselves you know!
Blaziken: Hit him with all you got guys!
Everyone: Got it! (They send Cleffa hurdling through the air with Xatu)
Xatu: Sir, I will have you know, your dinner is getting cold.
Cleffa: IíLL GET YOU TEAM STRANGE!!!!!!!!!
Blaziken: ThatÖÖÖ..was lame.
Skarmory: Well, itís time to go home. Chimecho, teleport us home.
Chimecho: YES! (They quickly disappear, and reappear in the middle of Teletubbies.
Scizor: CHIMECHO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! TELEPORT US HOME!!!!!!
Scizor: Yes. (Hits Chimecho with Slash)
Chimecho: Alright! Alright already! (This time they teleport to their base, shaped like a Torchic)
Blaziken: Home sweet home.
THE END! OR IS IT? DONíT MISS TEAM STRANGE: TOWN TROUBLE
Blaziken: Hold it! Thereís ANOTHER one of these?
Narrator: Well, uh, yeah.
Blaziken: Wow. One was lame enough.
Narrator: WHAT?????? THIS WAS GOOD!
Blaziken: For Rhyhorns. Sheesh.
Narrator: I can make it so that you quit being leader and made Chimecho leader and you guys do his bidding.
Team Strange discluding Chimecho: NO!
Crobat: Good news! I evolved and now I can see!
Skarmory: I DONíT CARE!
Crobat: Youíre just jealous.
Skarmory: I can see. Why would I be jealous?
Crobat: I donít know but I bet you are!
Cyndaquil: Is it just me, or was the ending sappy?
Munchlax: Yeah, the Teletubbies were unnecessary.
Chimecho: THEY WERE TOO NECESSARY!
Munchlax: But the script says you were to send us directly home!
Cyndaquil: Yeah! Good going.
Mightyena: Gosh this is annoying.
Sneasel: What? Me being a better dark Pokemon then you?
Mightyena: No I- HEY! WHO SAYS YOUíRE BETTER!
Sneasel: Itís only fact. We are much cooler than you PLUS we learn a unique dark move. Beat up.
Mightyena: SO WHAT!!!!!!
Sneasel: So weíre cooler.
Mightyena: ARE NOT!
Sneasel: Are too. We get an evolution in the 4th Generation, you donít.
Pikachu: Are we the only ones not fighting?
Pikachu: I bet that Mightyena wins his argument, Chimecho wins his, Skarmory obviously, and the Narrator his.
Scizor: ARE YOU CRAZY?
Scizor: Sneasel has it IN THE BAG! Munchlax and Cyndaquil win, 2 to 1. Crobat can take on Skarmory. And Blaziken can beat the Narrator any day.
Pikachu: Sheeya right.
Scizor: Donít make me slash you!
Pikachu: I could beat you any day.
Scizor: Bring it on Pikapoo.
Narrator: Wait! Iíve got to end this story!
Everyone else except Chimecho: Right.
Chimecho: I like omelet.
WEíLL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
Narrator: Now where were we? (Everyone begins fighting again.)