------------------------------ A Day at Da Team Rocket Base! -----------------------------
Author: Mew13
Email: madasanat@hotmail.com
Rating: INSANE!
Contains a little fake blood, that's all!
Quote: "It is a little Pichu!"
"Okay, what was that all about?!"
Author's notes: WHEEEEEEEEEE! INSANITY FOREVER! This shall be silly... Muhahaha... notes will be in ~s.
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9
AM
It was an ordinary morning at da Team Rocket base thingy.
Suddenly,
Jessie, James and Meowth rushed in. They were carrying a Pokemon egg.
Meowth
was running about like the insane lunatic he was.
~Just pretend, okay?!~
Giovanni: What is it?
Jessie: MUAHAHAH! OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER DA
WORLD!
James: Using this egg, we will blow up Team Aqua!
Giovanni: Why not
Team Magma as well?
James suddenly turned into a Pichu and started Thundershocking
Meowth.
Jessie turned into an Exploud and bit Meowth's head off. It spewed
fake blood everywhere!
Everyone: *gasp!*
A Meowth suddenly appeared from da door!
Meowth: Did you like da robot? It silly!
Suddenly Gary da idiot appeared and was talking in his annoying show-off
accent.
Gary went away and everyone partied.
Team Aqua
appeared!
~Pokebattle mode on! For anyone who doesn't know, the bits in "s
are what someone is saying and the bits in --- is Gameboy text!~
--- WILD
TEAM AQUA appeared!
"Who said we're wild?!"
--- ME!
--- JESSIE sent out
PLASTICEXPLOSIVES!
--- TEAM AQUA GRUNT sent out ARCHIE'S MUSTACHE!
---
JESSIE is SCARED!
"You're telling me!"
--- JESSIE ran away!
~Pokebattle
off~
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1
PM
Suddenly Archie started panicking and screaming.
James: OH NO! The mustache is taking over his face! We have to
amputate!
Meowth got out da saw.
Archie's mustache started growing all
over his face. Only his nose and right eye were visable. His head then dropped
off!
Meowth: Oh well. That saves chopping it off!
The head grew legs that looked like spider legs! Oh no!
Archie's head
started firing needles at Giovanni's eyeballs! Oh no!
Fortunatly they missed
cos Archie's head couldn't aim right! Oh yay!
More Team Aqua members came in carrying Professor Umbridge from Harry
Potter.
Meowth danced around Umbridge and a Psyduck appeared. It glowed pink
for a second and when it stopped it had evolved into a Plastic
explosive!
~Sorry, I have an obbssesion with putting plastic explosives in
stories today...~
Professor Umbridge then became a big fat piggy!
She was
being chased by Archie's head!
Team Aqua grunt: We have another one!
They brought in with extreme
difficulty Dudley from Harry Potter.
The Plastic explosive Psyduck appeared
and turned Dudley into a big pig da size of a Wailmer, mind you, he was already
that size.
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8
PM
Giovanni made special treats for Team Aqua to eat. However, they did not
know they were Sugary Plastic explosives!
Team Aqua's teeth fell out!
Yay!
Archie couldn't eat any cos he was chasing Umbridge and Dudley da
piggies and attacking them with bits of mustache and besides da mustache had
taken over. Da mustache was controlling his brain da whole
time!
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MWAHAHHA! I had a good laugh with that one! I HATE Team Aqua, they wanna drown us all! I'm with Team Magma! I got the idea for the evil mustache when me and my friend Spoink were doodling on my homework planner. I drew an evil face and Spoink scribbled over it. Then she wrote "Uncle Vernon" beside it, since we were making up jokes about him all da time... and I wrote "OH NO! The mustache is taking over his face! We have to amputate!" And it was soooooo funny! And then in Geography, after da test, we got these cross word sheets to do, and we drew on the back of them, and I drew Vernon's head with it being 99.9 % mustache, with little spider legs! TOO FUNNY! And then I drew Umbridge as a piggy and Dudley as a SUPER FAT piggy! And then I drew Umbridge being chased by a Vernonhead! I was just imagining what would happen if it happened to Archie, since I hate him so muh and he has a mustache!
Hope you enjoyed this story, it was fun to write and I cracked up quite a bit!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Harry Potter, end of story.
INSANITY FOREVER!
Mew13