Reality Show!
By Aero Absol
Author’s note: Inspired by Dannichu’s Pokemon Survivor, but very different.
Author’s warning: May cause hair loss in rare *cough* cases. WAY too much insanity.
Starring: Ryan Seacrest, Pikachu, Jeff the Croconaw, and ( even though he isn’t real) Pikablu!
Ryan Seacrest: Hello I’m Ryan Seacrest. I was fired by American Idol...by that dirty little...anyway, now I’m the host of: Pokemon Room-mates!
Pikachu: Hi, I’m Pikachu. I like playing Gamecube, sky diving, Canadian bacon....
Ryan Seacrest: Anyway, I’m the host! I rule! I’m the best! My ego-
Pikachu: SHUT UP! Introduce Jeff!
Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff and I’m a Croconaw! I-
Ryan Seacrest: Anyway, my ego-
Jeff: I’m ready for the reality show now!
....................................................................Day 1
Jeff: Were is my toothpaste!?
Pikachu: ( mouth covered in toothpaste) No idea!
Jeff: Were is my @#$% toothpaste!
Jeff: ( in an interview) Okay, I went to far. But still, it was my toothpaste!
( Back to the show)
Pikachu: It is in Utah!
Jeff: We live in the @% Pokemon World! It’s a mystery how Ryan Seacrest even got here! Hey, you got my toothpaste!
Pikachu: No, I swear I didn’t!
Jeff: Enough @#$% I wanna kill you!
Pikachu: (in interview) I was so scared that Jeff would kill me. He was cursing so much!
(Back to the show)
Pikachu: You won’t get a chance to hurt me! Pi...ka....CHU!! (electrocutes Jeff)
............................................After Day 1
Ryan Seacrest: It seems Jeff is in a hospital. Therefor, the season is over and so is my career. (Cries)
Pikablu: Not like I give a rat’s butt about your career, but I’ll do it.
Ryan Seacrest: You don’t exist! You’re as fake as Nido-God!
Pikablu: You want a show or not?
...............................................Day 2
Pikachu and Pikablu are drinking coffee.
Pikachu: Do you exist?
Pikablu: Not in the games, no.
Pikachu: Are you Marril?
Pikablu: No! Look at me!
Pikachu: Do you watch Superman?
Pikablu: No!
Pikachu: Do you watch Knight Rider?
Pikablu: What the heck is that?!
Pikachu: Who are you?!? Do you like The Who?
Pikablu: You—
..................................After Day 2
Ryan Seacrest: I don’t have the exact details, but it seems as if Pikablu committed suicide. We are so screwed!
Director (Drunken Hobo): Yer FIRED Ryan! All three of you!
Ryan Seacrest: Is there not a Pokemon that can stop this annoying monster!
Hippie: It’s Pocket Monster, dude! Lets protest calling them Pokemon! They’re Pocket Monsters!
Ryan Seacrest: Well that was random!
Totodile: I didn’t buy digital cable to see this show be this bad! Or good, I don’t know how these reality shows work. How about you bring William Hung on!
Ryan Seacrest: Enough references to American Idol!
.....................Day 3
William Hung: Ooh Pokemon. (Singing horribly) Ppoookkkeeeemmmoonn....
5 horrific minutes later
William Hung: Hey Pokemon, how you guys doing?
Hippie: It’s Pocket Monster, man!
Pikachu: I can’t live with this dude! No one can. PI....
.............After Day 3
Ryan Seacrest: I have no idea how one Pokemon can be so annoying!
Jeff: Then you try living with him!
Ryan Seacrest: No, I’m too..... important.
Pikablu’s ghost: Yeah, try to survive it! I didn’t, Jeff barely did, and neither did William Hung.
Hung’s ghost: She-
Pikablu: He’s gonna sing! To the bomb shelter!
Jeff: Or you could depart to the afterlife.
Pikablu: You’re right! See you suckers later!
Jeff: Good thing my ears are burned.
...........Day 4
*Okay, I ran out of Pokemon, so I started annoying humans, mainly people on American Idol. Now to make fun of George W. Bush!*
Bush: Hey, Pokemons!
Hippie: Pocket Monsters! Attack Bush! With a sing a long!
Audience Member: Well, at least they were wise enough to be mad at Bush.
Pikachu: So Bush, why did you declare war in Iraq?
Bush: To see if they had nuculer weapons.
Pikachu: You mean NUCLEAR weapons?
Bush: What did I say?
Pikachu: You said NUCULER.
Bush: Do I sound like that? Everyone in America must be laughing at me!
Pikachu: Basically. Although this is in another dimension.
Bush: So aliens are laughing at me?
Pikachu: Yeah. They’re also making fun of Ryan Seacrest too.
Bush: I’m a guy that says nuculer! (Jumps out of window)
..............After Day 4
Hippie 1: Pocket Monsters!
Hippie 2: Right on, brother! Gotta save ‘em all!
Director: I give up! In four days my show was ruined! WHY ME?!?
Hippie 3: Brother!
Hippie 2: You are now a brother!
Pikachu: Geez, how annoying are those guys?
THE END.
Until season 2....