Attack of the Killer Caterpies!
By Aero Absol ( Author of Rockem Sockem Rockets, I just changed my name)
Warning: If you are allergic to insanity, PLEASE donít read this!
CHAPTER 1 OF 3
Pikachu: I won a kazillion dollars!
Espeon: And a math lesson! A kazillion isnít a number!
Pidgey: Iím out of business... I used to own Coca Cola, but they realized I was from another dimension. Earth Humans donít like Pokeworld Humans and Pokemon.
Pikachu: I dunno... they think weíre only video game characters.
Mankey: Iím not Mankey!
Pikachu: We donít even know you!
Mankey: Iím a robot! Calling mother ship! Invade Kanto!
Armies of Caterpies hop out of a space ship.
Pikachu: Oh no! Evil Space Wurmples!
Caterpie: We are CATERPIES!!
Espeon: That is it! ( psybeams Caterpie army; all Caterpies melt) Now weíll neverĖ (Caterpies regenerate) DA-
Caterpie: Take us to your leader or we vaporize you all using annoying String Shot!
Pidgey: We have no choice.
Pikachu: PIIIKKKKAAAACCHHHUUU!!! ( Thunder Shocks Caterpies; Caterpies regenerate) You just canít get rid of them!
Random man: Sure you can! All you need to do isĖ (Gets mobbed by Caterpies)
Caterpie General: Surrender! Take us to your ruler, the one you call Tajiri!
Pikachu: Uh... why? (Gets mobbed) OKAY! OKAY!
The pokemon march up a hill.
Absol Guard: No one may see Mr. Tajiri!
Absol Guard: He is at work on designing a new Pokemon game.
Absol Guard: A caterpie from SPACE!! Go right ahead! *but youíll never get past Scyther...*
Absol Guard: Um... I like apple cider.
Pikachu: I see. Bye-bye!
In the next room, a Scyther and Scizor are playing charades.
Scyther: Um... Fire Blast! No? Hmm... Rayquaza... No! Drunk man blowing out a candle! YES!! ( Starts dancing)
Pikachu: Okay... letís sneak past them.
Espeon: Letís do that, instead of rushing in like kamikazes and use our strongest moves.
Pikachu: I like the attacking idea... (runs at Scizor and uses Thunder)
Scizor: (Fried) You wonít escape!
Pikachu: Gee, what a lousy idea.
Scizor: (slashes at Pikachu) Scyther, help me!
Scyther: With pleasĖ ( gets mobbed by Caterpies) Remember me as a great security guard!
Scizor: You Caterpies! Youíll die for that! ( shoots Hyper Beam) NO! They can regenerate!
Pikachu: Ainít life screwy?
Scizor: Iím paralyzed for a moment. Go on without me.
Pikachu: Nev- Okay! ( Runs away)
Scizor: Hey! Oh crĖ (gets mobbed by Caterpies)
Espeon: Pikachu! You let that Scizor get eaten!
Pikachu: He was not eaten.
Pikachu: Okay, maybe he was!
Baby Scyther: You made Daddy get eated! ( kicks Pikachu in the shin)
Pidgey: You really suck eggs!
Pikachu: (sucking an egg) Huh?
Pidgey: (kicks Pikachu in the shin repeatedly) That! Take that! And that!
The egg Pikachu sucks hatches into...
Pidgey: Latios! What are the odds of that happening?
Latios Baby: Caterpies!
Caterpies run through the door
Wild Caterpie Alien Army appeared!
Pikachu: Say what?
Shush, you are ruining the Game Boy style.
Latios used Ice beam!
Its Super effective!
Huh? Caterpie Alien Army is regenerating!
Pikachu: Now look who is ruining the Game Boy style!
Latios used Ice Beam!
A critical hit!
Its super effect- huh? Caterpie Alien Army used Scizor! Scizor used Slash!
Espeon: Is it me or is today the most twisted day ever!
Pidgey: Why am I in this story?
Espeon: Not now... weíre doomed!
Pidgey: But Iím not even popular!
Espeon: You are now! If itíll get you to shut up....
Pikachu: Lets get back to the battle!
Latios used Ice Beam!
Huh? Scizor blocked it!
Pikachu: Who the heck is narrating this anyway? He really must have never played a Pokemon game in his life!
I played several, I tell you! I can control you....
Anyway, Scizor used Smashy Hurty Hammer!
Pikachu: Okay, this guy is nuts!
Thatís it! Iíll add to the suspense! TO BE CONTINUED!
Pikachu: NOOO!! Why me?!?